Current Hosted Short Bus Tours
We have reached the letter "X" on our beloved A-Z list of suggested uses for the Portland Short Bus. X is of course for X-rated Lady Toy Parties. Unlike most lady toy parties this one is 100% mobile!
Friday, June 28th, please join Pure Romance representative Jauna Hash and your driver Nicole on a 4 hour cocktail excursion. In between drinks, Ms. Hash will be showcasing some of the newest advancements in pleasurable technology along with other interesting items to spice up your life, solo or otherwise. ;)
Please note: This is a LADIES ONLY tour. Sorry dudes, we'll have something for you soon.
Meet up and drop off location in centralized area. TBA.
Sorry, this tour has sold out and/or passed you right on by.
Okay, okay, we know, "Murican" looks like a kind of Spanishy word. Why? Because, it is a Spanish word. The rough translation is "2 days after the 4th of Julio".
So what en la infierno does that have to do with anything?
Nothing, other than we have a pretty good idea about what you want to do on Murican: You want to taste wine. Good wine. Local Wine. On a short bus. Picking up what I'm putting down? If not, good - no self-respecting Murican picks up litter.
Our PDX Urban Wine Tour is just under 5 hours long and comes equipped with a driver (sober) and a host (not sober). Did I mention you can bring your own beverages (alcoholic or non) and snacks on the bus? Well you can. So drink your hearts out, and let us do the driving.
While you're at it, pick up a PDX Urban Wine Passport for $20 and your tasting fees are covered! Available online or at the wineries. http://pdxwinetour.com/store/
Pick up and drop off at The EastBurn.
Portland Short Bus goes off the rails and takes a detour from Urban to Country-Not to fret though; dancing, and of course grinding, are particularly encouraged,as we will have a long ride out to Wine Country. Our Down and Dirty Wine Country Tour is 6 hours long and visits three of our favorite wineries, staying at each one for about an hour.
This wine tour comes equipped with a driver (sober) and a host (not sober). Did I mention you can bring your own beverages on the bus? Well you can. So drink your hearts out, and let us do the driving.
*Price of ticket includes sack lunch. Please alert us if you have gluten/nut allergies.
*Price of ticket does not include wine tasting fees, as many tasting fees are refunded with purchase of wine (s). Tasting fees range from $10-$15 per winery.
*No hard alcohol allowed on the bus, sorry.
Pick up is at 10:00am at The EastBurn (1800 E.Burnside St. 97214), and drops back off at The EastBurn at 4pm.